Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, February 4, 2016

Pharma Bro is Going to Prison, Sure Enough

Not for this:
Pharmaceutical entrepreneur Martin Shkreli threw insults at the US Congress on Thursday, less than an hour after refusing to testify at a hearing investigating accusations of profiteering on life-saving drugs sold by his and other drug companies.
But for this:
Smirking Martin Shkreli Antagonizes Lawmakers

If he maintains that smirk and cops an attitude at his trial as he did before Congress, the jury will be out all of twenty minutes before they come back and convict him on all possible charges.

5 comments:

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

What and odd jawline and stubble pattern.

Deadstick said...

The attitude kinda suggests he has something up his sleeve -- or more likely, someone in his pocket.

CenterPuke88 said...

Someone in your pocket isn't too helpful when you piss off all of Congress. His text, all of one hour after the hearing, just sealed his fate. His lawyer had already gagged him, but forgot the social media account, it seems.

Old NFO said...

His ass is going to the big house! Bubba gonna ADD to his problems in there...

Anonymous said...

He'll use the "affluenza" defense... .