Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.


ICE MURDERS PEOPLE! DEFUND ICE!

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Fifty Years Ago

Sophie Tucker, "The Last of the Red-Hot Mommas", died.

"I've been rich and I've been poor. Believe me, honey, rich is better."-- Sophie Tucker

Update: A BBC appreciation of Sophie Tucker (thanks to D. [this post was in the queue for several months])
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D. said...

Somebody (not Wikipedia) (ETA: The BBC!) had a longish article about Sophie Tucker the other day.

I'm sorry to say that as a teenager I did not appreciate her at all. She was an occasional name in the gossip columns, and the one time I saw her on TV, I was expecting a "red hot mama," and she didn't fit my expectations. I hope that in my old age I am no longer that stupid.

2/09/2016 11:15 AM

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