Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Are There Guns in Heaven?

I would say yes, based on the Marine Corps Hymn. More particularly, the second half of the third verse:
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes,
They will find the streets are guarded
By United States Marines.
The Marines aren't going anywhere without their weapons.

So yes, Virginia, there are guns in Heaven.


Tam said...

cf. Cracker "Can I Take My Gun To Heaven?" and Uncle Kracker "Heaven".

Ole Phat Stu said...

There are NO marines in heaven.
Else how likely is it that the 72 virgins would have survived?

Robert Fowler said...

Of course there are Marines in Heaven. God loves Marines, they keep Heaven stocked with fresh souls. Those 72 virgins are goats so they are safe from the Marines.

Someday (hopefully not soon) I will join the ranks of the Marines guarding Heavens streets.