If the Army and the NavyThe Marines aren't going anywhere without their weapons.
Ever look on Heaven's scenes,
They will find the streets are guarded
By United States Marines.
So yes, Virginia, there are guns in Heaven.
Wednesday, February 17, 2016
Are There Guns in Heaven?
I would say yes, based on the Marine Corps Hymn. More particularly, the second half of the third verse:
So yes, Virginia, there are guns in Heaven.
So yes, Virginia, there are guns in Heaven.
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cf. Cracker "Can I Take My Gun To Heaven?" and Uncle Kracker "Heaven".
There are NO marines in heaven.
Else how likely is it that the 72 virgins would have survived?
Of course there are Marines in Heaven. God loves Marines, they keep Heaven stocked with fresh souls. Those 72 virgins are goats so they are safe from the Marines.
Someday (hopefully not soon) I will join the ranks of the Marines guarding Heavens streets.
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