Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Are There Guns in Heaven?

I would say yes, based on the Marine Corps Hymn. More particularly, the second half of the third verse:
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes,
They will find the streets are guarded
By United States Marines.
The Marines aren't going anywhere without their weapons.

So yes, Virginia, there are guns in Heaven.

3 comments:

Tam said...

cf. Cracker "Can I Take My Gun To Heaven?" and Uncle Kracker "Heaven".

Ole Phat Stu said...

There are NO marines in heaven.
Else how likely is it that the 72 virgins would have survived?

Robert Fowler said...

Of course there are Marines in Heaven. God loves Marines, they keep Heaven stocked with fresh souls. Those 72 virgins are goats so they are safe from the Marines.

Someday (hopefully not soon) I will join the ranks of the Marines guarding Heavens streets.