Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, February 19, 2016

Ted Cruz = Baby Tricky Dick

Ted Cruz's campaign is now doctoring photos.

They put up this one:


Which turns out to be this stock photo, only flipped and with the heads changed:


Look closely at the creases in the suit jackets of both men. They are in the same places in each photo.

Cruz's campaign defense is on the lines of: "There are serious issues to discuss, but you want to discuss the trivial fact that Ted Cruz is a liar and a cheat?"

I don't know if any of this will stick or not. But added to Cruz's lying about Ben Carson in Iowa, and it's hard not to conclude that Ted Cruz is running his campaign as though he was a grinning psychopath.

Which may be an accurate assessment of the man's character, for all we know.

And that brings me to the latest bit of Internet Fun:


Which you can buy here and which goes to support these folks.

UPDATE: The "Ted Cruz Zodiac Killer" campaign has raised over $35,000.

2 comments:

bearsense said...

"There are serious issues to discuss, but you want to discuss the trivial fact that Ted Cruz is a liar and a cheat?"
Well, if the foo shits ..................

Anonymous said...

When I first saw the Cruz campaign photo, I immediately wondered why they were shaking hands with their left hands (not really - obviously flipped and weird). Then I realized it must be because both of them are communist nazis and that is the secret handshake. Sheesh!