Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, February 8, 2016

"Dear Waitress: I'm Stiffing You Because Jesus".

That seems to be the latest fundie trick: Leaving a fake tip that is really a religious tract.

I'm pretty sure that stiffing your server by leaving a fake $10 or $20 that is only religious propaganda won't exactly bring people to your way of thinking.

Unless, of course, you're trying to share the "good news" that you are a frelling asshole.

(H/T)

3 comments:

Deadstick said...

I would have gone straight to the Secret Service with it.

D. said...

I'd bet that sort of jerk doesn't think waitstaff remember.

Waitstaff remember. And they communicate.

Maybe not "spit in [jerk's] drink." Maybe just subtle bum's rush. Maybe just happening to get some part of [jerk's] order wrong when [jerk's] in a hurry.

I wonder if there's a secret waitstaff database somewhere...

w3ski said...

When you are newly "forgiven", you seldom stop to think what an Asshole you are to those around you.
w3ski