Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, March 21, 2016

Mitt the Fudge-Packer Is Still an Idiot

Former Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney has said he will vote for Ted Cruz in the upcoming caucuses in his home state of Utah, intensifying his attack against frontrunner Donald Trump.

(Like I'm going to pass up a chance to reuse this photo)

Cruz has earned a reputation of being the single most detested person in the U.S. Senate. Considering some of the trolls and misanthropes who inhabit the place, that took some real doing. Nobody likes Cruz. Even G-d won't talk to him directly.

Rafael Cruz looks the sort of creep that would put a roofie in your drink and then stuff you into a panel van (a good-enough reason to ban vans). Mittens must be desperate beyond belief if he's willing to support him.

Speaking of Cruz, he was babbling about "appeasement" regarding the President's trip to Cuba. I wonder if he regards Nixon's trip to China in `72 as "appeasement". Probably safe to bet "no". Cruz is a fricking moron; the "isolate Cuba" policy of the early 1960s hasn't accomplished a goddamn thing in the last fifty years, other than strengthen the hold of the Cuban communists over their own people.

1 comment:

dinthebeast said...

Paul Wartenberg says Trump will lose Utah anyway, so what's the point?

-Doug in Oakland