Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, March 18, 2016

Be Pepared to Barf; Movie Edition

Watch a few seconds of this trailer for "Hardcore Henry"


Now imagine watching 90 minutes of that on a huge screen.

People are going to be vomiting from motion sickness.

5 comments:

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Not Gamers

Comrade Misfit said...

But gamers are playing the game. Not passively watching it.

CenterPuke88 said...

Trying to figure the market...

Still trying...

Gave up.

BadTux said...

The market is gamers. This reminds me of the first-person shooters that my brother plays. They make me nauseated watching him play them just like watching this trailer does.

CenterPuke88 said...

Tux, I get the idea, but I do 't see gamers paying a red cent to watch instead of doing...unless it's porn...and I don't mean gun/violence porn.