Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Wingnuts Take Offense, Part the 5.72 x 10^75th

I took a break and saw, on FB, that some of my Winger relations are up in full hue and cry because President Obama isn't going to Nancy Reagan's funeral.

Riight. And do you want to guess who went to the funeral of Lady Bird Johnson in 2007? Hint: It wasn't some guy named George W. Bush. That funeral was in his home state, he could have taken a few hours off from playing on his ranchette. He sent the First Lady to represent his administration.

Which I don't really recall anyone bitching about at the time.

Obama Derangement Syndrome is a pitiful thing to see.

2 comments:

Nebris said...

The 'tradition' is that the current First Lady attends. And Michelle IS going. But yeah, cray cray...and I don't even like Obama.

Moe said...

damn shame Chewbacca showed her lard ass at the get together

-Moe