Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, March 3, 2016

Well, Maybe #NeverTrump Has an Outside Chance

According to the AP, The Donald's percentage of delegates isn't going to do it for him, if he keeps winning at the current rate.
While Trump has racked up 10 wins so far, he's won only 46 percent of the delegates awarded since voting began. It takes an outright majority of delegates to win the nomination.
If the Rubot and the Canadien Usurper don't unite,* then unless Trump steps up his game and wins majorities from here on out, it'll be a brokered convention. For after the first vote, all bets are off.
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* Fat chance of that happening.

6 comments:

Doug T. said...

I'm not sure who benefits from this, but from now on the GOP primaries are winner take all.

Comrade Misfit said...

How many are open (anyone can vote) or closed (only registered Republicans can vote)?

CenterPuke88 said...

The overall demographics of the upcoming Republican primaries do suggest that tRump could win on the first ballot, but it's gonna be a squeaker.

w3ski said...

It is going to be interesting to see the gop use their bag of dirty tricks to stop their own candidate.
Every one talks about how Cruz is unlikable but that also now applies to tRump at least from the parties perspective.
"pass the popcorn"
w3ski

Doug T. said...

Michigan, Mississippi, Illinois, Wisconsin and Indiana are open primaries. There are a couple that are proportional. California is closed. I need to start the popcorn.

BadTux said...

But don't worry, the GOP has an emergency candidate ready and waiting. SNORK!