Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Why #NeverTrump Will Fail

Because either the Canadien Usurper or the Rubot would have to take one for the team and drop out.

Not going to happen. No politician with the ambition to be President is going to do that. Most of them only get one shot at the job, they know that, and they aren't going to give up a chance at the brass ring for another guy.

None of them are that noble.

And as far as the party establishment goes, Cruz only looks good compared to The Donald.

Reince is probably on his second bottle of whiskey for the night.

6 comments:

B said...

Reince is the problem.

Sadly he and the Party elite cannot see that.

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

YUP. Pretty much. But even if Rubio, Kasich, Carson, and Reince said "SHAZAM!" 2 weeks ago and united behind Cruz to try to counter Trump, I think they would have failed even back then.

Mike R said...

Anything bad that happens in elections to republicans is just fine from my perspective. Happy dumpster fire Reince, and may the orange headed guy drive you to a long rest in a nice sanatorium.

hans said...

The full force of voting restriction laws hasn't been felt yet but will be come November so we're a helluva lot closer to Trump über alles now. Hillary is going to have to play a much better game to get over him than she's been able to to date. If Trump gets in without full control of Congress he's just the man to show us what's in the witch's stew called the National Security Act of 1947 (as amended). All he'll need is a crisis that'd give him a plausible excuse to declare a national emergency. And such a crisis should be easy for a talented flim-flammer like Trump to contrive.

Comrade Misfit said...

If Trump gets in without full control of Congress he's just the man to show us what's in the witch's stew called the National Security Act of 1947 (as amended). All he'll need is a crisis that'd give him a plausible excuse to declare a national emergency. And such a crisis should be easy for a talented flim-flammer like Trump to contrive.

Buy guns, people. Shit's about to get real.

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