Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, March 24, 2016

Why I Want to See Cruz Get the Nod

For years, the Wingnuts have been moaning "oh, if only the GOP would nominate a true conservative, they'd win". They said that after Grampa Walnuts and Caribou Barbie lost in `08 and then Flip-Flop Mitt and the Zombie-Eyed Grannie-Starver lost in `12.

So let's put their most cherished belief to the test. I'm betting that Cruz will get beaten like a bell at Notre Dame.

3 comments:

The New York Crank said...

Nah! Sorry, I don't buy it. The conservatives will simply point to the defeat of a Cruz as "proof" that he isn't conservative enough and that they need to next nominate someone who's even MORE Conservative. And after that flop, even more, more, moremoremoremore conservative still. And after that....etcetera.

You can't hope people will be swayed by evidence when they either don't believe the evidence, or don't believe what the evidence is telling them.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank

Anonymous said...

Beaten like a bell?

As the late and never-surpassed Hunter Thompson wrote of Richard Nixon "[He] needed to be beaten like a rat in a wastebasket."

Anonymous said...

Don't worry The Donald will save them from themselves and purge the Christian Taliban too.