Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

America's News Source

No wonder we're so screwed.



Deadstick said...

I bought a T-shirt in Salzburg that featured some cows dancing on their hind legs in an Alpine pasture, carrying calves in belly pouches. Caption: NO KANGAROOS IN AUSTRIA...

The New York Crank said...

Since when does Australia share a border with Slovenia?

And no. that's not a bad joke. It's a critique of bad headline writing.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank

Deadstick said...

Ummm, that's the joke, Crank.