Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

"
If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"
Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot,
by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse.
" -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

America's News Source

No wonder we're so screwed.

(H/T)

3 comments:

Deadstick said...

I bought a T-shirt in Salzburg that featured some cows dancing on their hind legs in an Alpine pasture, carrying calves in belly pouches. Caption: NO KANGAROOS IN AUSTRIA...

The New York Crank said...

Since when does Australia share a border with Slovenia?

And no. that's not a bad joke. It's a critique of bad headline writing.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank

Deadstick said...

Ummm, that's the joke, Crank.