Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, March 4, 2016

Dear Rmoney: Nobody Wants to Hear From You

Mitt Romney, the Republican party’s presidential nominee in 2012, returned to the national stage on Thursday with a blistering indictment of Donald Trump, dubbing the frontrunner “a phony” and “a fraud”.
The full speech, if you have the stomach for it.

In response, The Donald said, in essence, that Romney would have given Trump a blowjob four years ago for Trump's endorsement.

As a candidate, Romney has failed almost as many times as Trump's businesses have failed. But that's not important.

Thing is, the party establishment thinks that Trump will drive the party right over a a cliff. And yet they've waited until the bus was at full speed and 100 feet from the edge before standing up and saying "Driver, I don't think this is a good idea."*

The time to do that was last year, when the opinion polls were beginning to go Trump's way.
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* I await the Downfall parody, with Romney in the bunker.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Or maybe they should have backed off on preaching hate and paranoia and explaining how the government is coming to kill you. They cultivated this tree beginning with Reagan and it has been bearing crops on a consistent basis. This year is looking like a bumper harvest. There's still a significant percentage screaming that no-one is conservative enough for them. I guess they want Pol Pot.

Jill

Comrade Misfit said...

I guess they want Pol Pot.

I fear that is very close to the truth. A percentage of the GOP base would happily institute Killing Fields 2.0.