Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
5 comments:
And the nice thing about federal time is that there's no "good time" or other early release. Get ten, you do ten.
Damn shame they didn't lock Lon Horiuchi away for 20 years for his manly display of marksmanship.
But them boys is all held to a lower standard, right?
-Moe
You have more faith than I. I expect display and little in the way of time to be served. I hope you are right and I am wrong.
Jill
Serves them right. If they had any balls they'd have gone in foe suicide bombing and not have had to worry about jail.
i'm betting (small change only) that Jill is right. I fully expect some judge to wag his finger at the accused and say, "I'm letting you boys off lightly this time, but don't you ever do that again." Either that, or they'll plea bargain a deal that would have The Donald envious.
Yours crankily,
The New York Crannk
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