Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, March 17, 2016

Happy Drunken Morons Day

Stay safe, people. And if you drink, don't drive. It's a good bet that the po-po will be looking for those who have had too much to drink and are behind the wheel.
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2 comments:

Deadstick said...

One nice note: after 255 years, the NYC parade will finally have an LGBT contingent. Only 20 years behind Dublin, of course...

3/17/2016 12:06 PM
Anonymous said...

Savannah GA has the 2nd largest celebration. I always tried to be out of town when I lived there.

3/18/2016 10:03 AM

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