Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, March 17, 2016

Happy Drunken Morons Day

Stay safe, people. And if you drink, don't drive. It's a good bet that the po-po will be looking for those who have had too much to drink and are behind the wheel.

2 comments:

Deadstick said...

One nice note: after 255 years, the NYC parade will finally have an LGBT contingent. Only 20 years behind Dublin, of course...

Anonymous said...

Savannah GA has the 2nd largest celebration. I always tried to be out of town when I lived there.