Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

"
If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"
Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Saturday, March 26, 2016

Those Arresting Physicists

From a joke that;s going around:
Werner Heisenberg, Erwin Schrodinger and Georg Ohm are in a car that gets pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him: "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am," Heisenberg replies.

The cop says: "You were doing 55 in a 35."

Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts: "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says: "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

"We do now, you jerk!" shouts Schrodinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.

4 comments:

Murphy's Law said...

Groan x3.

Leo Knight said...

I laughed until I got the hiccups.

w3ski said...

"Ohhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm" New Meditation mantra for engineers.

Dark Avenger said...

"Erwin, what the devil did you do to the cat? The poor thing looks half-dead!"