Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Who the Chinese and the Russians are Rooting For

Donald Trump. He's said that he's in favor of pulling back from Asia and NATO. Read the transcript, if you can stomach it.*

Predictably, the Aussies are appalled. The Euros have other things on their minds today, but when the scope of the Trump Doctrine sinks in, I expect they'll be similarly appalled.
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* He spent a lot of time talking about the size of his hands, to the point that the editor running the meeting had to say "let's move on." Just fucking strange.

2 comments:

Nangleator said...

The hands thing wounded him deeply, as it would, considering he's a pathological narcissist.

Joe said...

The most astonishing thing to me was this exchange:
RYAN: This is about ISIS. You would not use a tactical nuclear weapon against ISIS?
TRUMP: I’ll tell you one thing, this is a very good looking group of people here. Could I just go around so I know who the hell I’m talking to?


That question was so stupid, I would have been speechless. Trump answered it perfectly. This concludes my positive statements about Trump for the current electoral cycle.