Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, March 18, 2016

Be Pepared to Barf; Movie Edition

Watch a few seconds of this trailer for "Hardcore Henry"


Now imagine watching 90 minutes of that on a huge screen.

People are going to be vomiting from motion sickness.

5 comments:

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Not Gamers

Comrade Misfit said...

But gamers are playing the game. Not passively watching it.

CenterPuke88 said...

Trying to figure the market...

Still trying...

Gave up.

BadTux said...

The market is gamers. This reminds me of the first-person shooters that my brother plays. They make me nauseated watching him play them just like watching this trailer does.

CenterPuke88 said...

Tux, I get the idea, but I do 't see gamers paying a red cent to watch instead of doing...unless it's porn...and I don't mean gun/violence porn.