Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, September 27, 2015

David Cameron Denies Skull-Fucking a Dead Pig

Apparently it was a part of some upper-class college fraternity initiation.

Which Cameron now denies ever happened, after first saying he wouldn't "dignify" the allegation.

I don't know if skull-fucking a dead pig is more inhuman than another one of the rites of the tony college twits: Burning a 50-pound note in front of a homeless person.

2 comments:

Nangleator said...

To be fair, I'd have a problem with someone that openly admitted to skull fucking a dead pig, even in the face of video evidence.

But I'd never forgive someone for teasing a homeless person.

dinthebeast said...

If I believed in an afterlife I'd say that somewhere LBJ is laughing his ass off...

-Doug in Oakland