Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, September 26, 2015

Caturday

Kittens at a no-kill shelter. All fully-weaned.


All ready to bring maybe two decades' worth of joy to your life.

2 comments:

Marc said...

Got five six-week old kittens (plus momma) at my place. Rescued momma off the street, then found out she was pre-loaded. Three kittens have homes waiting, one other is a maybe, so I'll only have one to hustle to find a home for one. Kittens being as cute as they are will make that job fairly easy. Once they're all out of the nest momma gets fixed (she was basically a kitten when I got her).

w3ski said...

We have 7 cats, 2 dogs and a Parrot already but ship those on over too.
w3ski