Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, September 9, 2015

Doesn't Matter if You're a Sports Star, You're Rich and You Do Good Works.
If You're Black, to the Cops, You're Just Another Coon.

Former tennis great James Blake was slammed to the ground, handcuffed and detained by five plainclothes city cops Wednesday outside his midtown hotel before heading out to the U.S. Open, Blake told the Daily News.

The officers, who were all white, mistook Blake for a suspect in an identity theft ring operating around the midtown hotel.
Blake was standing outside of his hotel, waiting for his ride to the U.S. Open, when he was bodyslammed to the sidewalk, proned out and handcuffed.

Betcha they allege "furtive movement" as a justification for manhandling the wrong person, or some other such shit that the cops always like to trot out when they get caught being vicious.

From the NYPD:
“In regards to the alleged improper use of force, the Police Commissioner directed the internal affairs bureau to investigate.”
Yeah, good luck with that. The NYPD buys this stuff by the drum:


2 comments:

Nangleator said...

Somehow, they'll never, ever care that their eternal string of "mistaken identities" in each case, lets an actual, real criminal go free. (Or at least get farther away.)

In other words, they work very hard at covering the tracks of real criminals, so they can focus on the innocent. Like they're afraid of real criminals, or something.

Why do we have cops, again?

The New York Crank said...

Let's say that Blake wasn't Blake, and that there was no mistaken identity, and that there actually had been a crime committed by a man who looks vaguely like Blake, who had just come out of the hotel. Since when do you arrest a criminal, and one accused of a non-violent crime at that, by body slamming him to the ground? How about a simple,
"Mr X., you are surrounded by four armed plainclothes policemen and you are under arrest. Please come along quietly."

Oh right, that takes the fun out of police work. How silly of me to ask. Never mind.

Crankily yours,
The New York Crank