Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Talking to the Cops

Always a bad idea. Not just the Feds, but all of them.

3 comments:

BadTux said...

Yeah, I know a former cop who says that most of the people he put in jail talked themselves into jail. He didn't have to do anything except put them in a room and be friendly and attentive, and they practically fell all over themselves in their eagerness to tell him they didn't do anything wrong when they did X Y or Z that was patently illegal. He, too, has put this video up on his blog multiple times. He also says that the people he arrested as criminals were such losers that they could have viewed this video a half dozen times and *still* ended up going to jail, LOL.

3383 said...

"I Don't Answer Questions."

bearsense said...

Lots to be said for "Name, Rank and Serial Number," eh ?