Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, September 19, 2015

Shorter JEB: "I Know How to Get Involved in Pointless Wars Because I am a Bush."

Ol' Johnnie Ellis "Low Energy" Bush must be sinking pretty low in the polls if he's desperate enough to clamp onto Chimpy's legacy.

Turning a budget surplus into massive deficits. Getting the United States into two pointless wars, costing trillions of dollars. Plotting the commission of war crimes in the West Wing of the White House. Oh, and stealing elections, can't forget that. Much to be proud of.

His dad had the political guts to do what was necessary to fix the budget and he paid for that with his job. Neither Chimpy 1.0 or 1.1 have ever shown that sort of courage.

1 comment:

dinthebeast said...

Yeah, kind of seems like it went from "read my lips" to "kiss my ass" with that bunch.

-Doug in Oakland