Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
3 comments:
Wow. I'll bet we could make a ton of tax money of we legalized meth and heroin, prostitution and kiddie porn, too.
Not a supporter of the idea here. I was going to retire to Colorado originally, but not any more. I'd just wind up killing some smug no-job-having hippie who moved there to be able to buy weed with his EBT card.
I don't know, Murph, most of the hippies I know are really good shots with their firearms. You might want to rethink that one, or maybe think about it at all in the first place.
-Doug in Oakland
Murphy's Law, there's a huge difference between allowing (and taxing) people doing stupid things to themselves and allowing people to abuse children. If prohibition only affected druggies, I'd still be against it just not as strongly--but a lot of their "protection" from themselves spills over on to the rest of us.
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