Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, September 27, 2015

David Cameron Denies Skull-Fucking a Dead Pig

Apparently it was a part of some upper-class college fraternity initiation.

Which Cameron now denies ever happened, after first saying he wouldn't "dignify" the allegation.

I don't know if skull-fucking a dead pig is more inhuman than another one of the rites of the tony college twits: Burning a 50-pound note in front of a homeless person.

2 comments:

Nangleator said...

To be fair, I'd have a problem with someone that openly admitted to skull fucking a dead pig, even in the face of video evidence.

But I'd never forgive someone for teasing a homeless person.

dinthebeast said...

If I believed in an afterlife I'd say that somewhere LBJ is laughing his ass off...

-Doug in Oakland