Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Projected Trump to GOP: "Go Frak Yerself"

Update: This satirical Trump op-ed on The Onion is spot-on.
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The Republican establishment is making the most of the chance it had long sought to finally say this to Donald Trump: You crossed the line. (Self-launching video alert.)
I suspect that The Donald doesn't give a fuck, for good reasons. He's currently riding atop the polls. He's playing with his own money, so he doesn't have to appease any donors (unlike, say, a certain Koch-owned puppet from Wisconsin). And very few political conversations are going on this summer without his name being mentioned.

There are some serious GOP politicians in the race, but when was the last time you saw a mention of George Pataki or John Kasich? For all of the impact they're having, they might as well be running for a seat on the Absaroka County Commission. Frothy, Johnny Bush and the rest, they've largely disappeared because Trump is sucking all of the oxygen out of the GOP Prezidenshul Short Bus.

Trump is right where he wants to be. As long as he has a firm grip on the mike and he's polling well, he's not about to give even a single fuck about the party establishment.

1 comment:

dinthebeast said...

Thank you for the Onion link. I've been been posting it everywhere I comment if they happen to be talking about Bill the Cat, I mean Trump.

-Doug in Oakland