Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

F-35: Dead Meat in a Gunfight

Just go read it.

The boyos at Ft. Fumble will have it build anyway. Doesn't matter if our fliers get stuck in an overweight, underpowered and wholly inferior piece of shit.

As for it being technologically superior, well, go read this old SF story.

4 comments:

Nangleator said...

Maybe Russia will sell us some of their old fighters, if we ever actually need fighters.

Too bad our procurement system only procures massive profits for the wealthiest.

America is just a scam to tax the poor to give directly to rich.

mikey said...

Yeah. You'd think if you had a trillion dollar contract, somebody could figure out how to use it right.

And how did they ever decide that "hey, let's just make one jet for every branch and every job! It'll be great! What could possibly go wrong?" was a winning argument?

Nangleator said...

Mikey, it was someone with a fresh stack of bills in his pocket.

CenterPuke88 said...

mikey, see the TFX Project (F-111), the bean counters won there too. The good news is, IF we get out heads outta our asses, a new lightweight fighter program could succeed again. The last one gave us the F-16 and F/A-18.