Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, July 27, 2015

Amerikanski Politzei State

The Department of Homeland Security has gotten into the business of monitoring peaceful protests, breast cancer walks and music parades. (H/T)

Because those breast cancer survivor pose what kind of threat, exactly?

Defunding DHS should be on the Congressional "to-do" list.

But sadly, DHS is not alone in quaking in pants-shitting terror at American citizens exercising their rights. Not by a long shot.

3 comments:

Nangleator said...

Must be hard to be an intelligence and/or security agency without the competence to handle the job you've got. Best you can do is to hunt through petabits of data on citizens hoping to find the next Atta. Or I suppose you can try to create the next Atta, and then hope you don't lose control of him before you tape him up on your fridge.

Whatever it takes to keep the money flowing in.

Comrade Misfit said...

The Feebies seem to have taken the "create the next Atta" approach.

The New York Crank said...

There's a perfectly reasonable explanation for DHS's presence at the Breast Cancer Walk. Had you read a bit more closely, you would have noticed that it's not any breast cancer walk. It's the Avon breast cancer walk. Now, what if the Avons got into a brawl with the Revlons? The fallout could be ruinous. The streets could run red with molten lipstick, and America could go up in a face powder cloud.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank