Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, July 6, 2015

Weathervanes, GOP Edition

On June 16th., The Donald, in his declaration of candidacy for the presidency, said this:
“When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime. They’re rapists and some, I assume, are good people.”
July 1st: George Pakati (whose been crushed to the floor of the GOP Presidential Short Bus) asked why other GOPers aren't condemning Trump. Which wasn't exactly brave of Pataki, given that he waited to see if this was going to be an issue before saying anything.*

July 3rd: Marco Rubio said:
“Our next president needs to be someone who brings Americans together – not someone who continues to divide.”
Ol' Johnny Bush waited until the following day to "take the remarks personally."

Then, yesterday (July 5th), Rick Perry chimed in to call Trump's remarks "offensive".

It takes real courage and leadership to wait to see which way the political winds are blowing before hoisting a sail.
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* In the glorious tradition of "tell me which way the people are marching, for I am their leader."

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