Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, July 9, 2015

"The Klan Moved In Next Door"

I was at a coffee joint and overheard this:
Person 1: "Good to see you! How's life in San Antonia?"

Person 2: "Not good. ISIS just moved in down the street."

P1: "No shit?"

P2: "Yep. They're building a mosque."
I didn't know those people. But I imagined what if a Southern Baptist church was being built down the road-- would they have said that "the Klan is moving in"?

I doubt it. But the analogy would be accurate, I suspect.

1 comment:

Old NFO said...

Or they could be exactly right...