Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, July 9, 2015

"The Klan Moved In Next Door"

I was at a coffee joint and overheard this:
Person 1: "Good to see you! How's life in San Antonia?"

Person 2: "Not good. ISIS just moved in down the street."

P1: "No shit?"

P2: "Yep. They're building a mosque."
I didn't know those people. But I imagined what if a Southern Baptist church was being built down the road-- would they have said that "the Klan is moving in"?

I doubt it. But the analogy would be accurate, I suspect.

1 comment:

Old NFO said...

Or they could be exactly right...