Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, July 26, 2015

Your Sunday Morning Jet Noise

An airplane that needs no introduction:

3 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

With winglets, yuck.

That being said, I miss those suckers. Climbed poorly, but you were never too high in a Seven-F'n-Twenty Seven. See them now and again, mostly hauling auto parts, horses or cargo charters.

Had Aeromexico once accept "maintain three zero zero knots or better", then come back three minutes later to announce "Center, we can no do four zero zero, three niner eight is our maximum." Easiest planes in the world to sequence except for the L-1011...they were slower than that bad boy!

drouse said...

I ran across this and thought that someone finally made a round optimized for the Taurus Curve. I bring this up because I know it has a special place in your heart.

www.theonion.com/article/winchester-unveils-new-9mm-stray-bullet-guaranteed-50877

Old NFO said...

Noisy, but reliable... And I thought he was going to run out of runway on that one... Well past refusal...