Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, July 24, 2015

I Got Nothing, So...

.. the Boston Driving Song.


Though most of the action footage is from Russia, where they're graduate-level insane.
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Nangleator said...

I love to sit and watch Russian accidents for 15 minutes at a time. Endless YT videos on the subject. You could easily make driving in Russia safe, though. Just follow these steps:

1. No left turns ever. Not even from the left lane.
2. Top speed limited on all trucks: 5mph.
3. Honking a horn disables every vehicle for 20 minutes.
4. Shouting from inside a vehicle disables it for 20 minutes.
5. Red lights at intersections trigger a steel wall that blocks the intersection in that direction.
6. No Russians allowed to drive.

7/24/2015 12:36 PM

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