Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, July 16, 2015

News to Absolutely Nobody

The Asswipe of Aurora was found guilty today of 1st degree murder.  I doubt if there's a jury anywhere that's going to let somebody off for 12 counts of murder, no matter how batshit-crazy he is.

4 comments:

Deadstick said...

Poor judge had to read out all 165 counts...didn't even have a water bottle.

But a German court beat him this week: the 94-year-old "Accountant of Auschwitz" was convicted on 300,000 counts of accessory to murder. First conviction by Germany of someone who wasn't directly involved in the "physical side".

Old NFO said...

An hour to read all the guilty verdicts...

Comrade Misfit said...

I guess that saying "guilty on all counts, you motherfucker" is not proper.

w3ski said...

I spent a little time (wasted) thinking about 'asswipe'.
He had to be crazy to do what he did. Crazy with intent to commit murder I think.
No "sane" person goes into a theater to play 'video game' like violence.
I for one could never forgive that with an "insane" verdict, too much "set up" involved. I mean he went outside to reload.
Yes he is Crazy, but yes he is a homicidal maniac.
I am happy with the verdict.
Now if they will either silence this or execute this, we could be done till the next "asswipe" (tm) shows his mug.
w3ski