Darwin Award Nominee

Seems that there was a sign that said "No Swimming- Alligators", and, well,....

"He said [fuck] the alligators and thereupon jumped into the water," Orange County Justice of the Peace Rodney Price said.

Price said the 28-year old was almost immediately attacked and another young girl jumped in after him.

"Next thing I know this girl is screaming an alligators got him, an alligator's got him and I grab a flashlight trying to zoom it over the water, trying to find him," Wright said. "The next thing I know, I don't even know how long it was, I saw his body floating face down and then he's up there for a couple seconds and then he gets dragged back down and pulled off."

All that was missing was for the dead guy to have said: "Y'all hold my beer" before he jumped in.