Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, July 4, 2015

Taxiway Toccata

According to Tam, the Toccata is when everyone on a flight switches their phones out of "arplane mode" when the wheels touch down.

I've heard that a number of times. Mostly, it's benign. But there was one flight, where some induhvidual had the "clown horn ringtone" as his text message alert. After about the tenth time that the horn went off, I contemplated offering the pilots a Benjamin for a ten-minute rental of the cockpit crash axe.

There are a lot of ringtones that reach into the moronic. The clown horn is among the worst of the bunch.

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