Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

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DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

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"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, July 4, 2015

Caturday

The bathroom at the shelter where I sometimes volunteer is in the cattery. Occaisionally, a cat follows me in:


The water must be fresher (or different):


At least he can't do this:


2 comments:

w3ski said...

We have a wading pool in the yard, it's maybe 3 feet deep. Even though the outdoor cat has a full bowl of water we can see her throughout the day, butt up on the rim and face down in the pool. I'm scared she is going to drown but she won't take NO for an answer.
Cats, they just don't listen.
w3ski

dinthebeast said...

There are muddy paw-prints all over the toilet rim in the public bathroom at the other end of our building...

-Doug in Oakland