Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, July 4, 2015

Caturday

The bathroom at the shelter where I sometimes volunteer is in the cattery. Occaisionally, a cat follows me in:


The water must be fresher (or different):


At least he can't do this:


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2 comments:

w3ski said...

We have a wading pool in the yard, it's maybe 3 feet deep. Even though the outdoor cat has a full bowl of water we can see her throughout the day, butt up on the rim and face down in the pool. I'm scared she is going to drown but she won't take NO for an answer.
Cats, they just don't listen.
w3ski

7/04/2015 10:45 AM
dinthebeast said...

There are muddy paw-prints all over the toilet rim in the public bathroom at the other end of our building...

-Doug in Oakland

7/05/2015 1:55 AM

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