Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Yeah, No Corruption Here. Right, Mitt?

Nope, nothing to see here, according to Sammy Alito and the Roberts Court:
A mystery company that pumped $1 million into a political committee backing Mitt Romney has been dissolved just months after it was formed, leaving few clues as to who was behind one of the biggest contributions yet of the 2012 presidential campaign.
The lawyer behind the mystery donation apparently is not unknown to Mitt, as he was associated with Bain Capital, Mitt's firm that specialized in raiding companies, dismantling them, and putting thousands of people out of work.

Update: The donor was one of Mitt's asshole buddies who was trying to get around the limits on individual donations.

3 comments:

Cirze said...

But you can understand why Mittens has "forgotten" all about that company.

"Wouldn't be prudent!" (GHWB)

bob said...

But what is a mormon to do. Or is that moron. Off course he is corrupt, you do not get to where he is by keeping your virtue and sense of what is morally correct. You get there by bending if not breaking the rules.

Comrade Misfit said...

Well you don't come away with $200 million and retain a sense of morals when you take control of companies, fire all of the workers, send the technology and jobs to China and then take the company into Chapter 7.