Everyone who ever cast Katherine Heigl in a movie in a role, other than as "dead body", should be tied to stakes on top of floats during the next Rose Bowl Parade and flogged down the entire route of the parade.
Whoever came up with the idea for the TV show "Karaoke Battle USA" should be dropped into a vat of concentrated caustic soda.
Shall we gather at the river?
4 hours ago
Ouch!
ReplyDelete(Not guilty. Just empathetic.)
Heigl flaws are largely disguised when wielding a penis.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you talking about? Katherine Heigl can play "stripper #1" and "bikini girl #3" and "woman in lingerie"... anything without dialog. She's got much more range than just "dead body."
ReplyDelete"wielding" or "burdened by"?
ReplyDeleteJust to be clear, it isn't Heigl doing the wielding, is it? I have no idea who that is. Bad acting is not attractive no matter the gender.
ReplyDeleteTV is more of a wasteland than ever. But from a cable show, "Breaking Bad", taught me Hydrofluoric acid is what you want. But not alive. Ick.