Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, August 8, 2011

Did You Lose a Shitload of Money in the Stock Market Over the Last Few Days?

Don't forget to thank a Republican. Republicans are the ones who have driven deficit spending in this country for the last 30 years.

And don't forget to thank a member of the Tea Party, for they are behind the "our guys must be simon-pure" ideological crap that passes for congressional give-and-take these days.

Oh, and don't forget to thank Grover Norquist. Why he is not being kicked in the balls on a thrice-daily basis is beyond my ken.

5 comments:

bob said...

Granted all of those individual are real pieces of crap, I have not yet had a taxable event, since I have been in cash since mid July. But I am getting ready to put some of my hard earned coins back into the market, but not quite yet, there is still some more down to go.

Phil said...

It's been a few day but I am glad to see you are still up to speed.

Here is a peck on the cheek for ya and a bit of good news.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/08/texas-billionaire-killed-aspen_n_921074.html

I hate to see anyone get called over before their time.

Now I want to see who is going to be signing the checks though.

Comrade Misfit said...

Busted, thanks for the tip.

It says something when the only guy who will speak up for someone is his attorney.

One Fly said...

The answer is 10% worth. When you don't have much it's a bunch and it hurts. I hate these fuckers I really do.

Ruckus said...

CM
Remember that his attorney gets paid. Even from the estate.