Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Songs You Probably Won't See on the History Channel

Frig the Flying Fortress:

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where DO you find this stuff?
And how?


Stu

PS: Word verification = miggdown :-)

Unknown said...

You just made my day!

LRod said...

My father did 35 missions as a radio operator/gunner in one of those, 457th Bomb Group, Mighty Eighth, 7-'44 through 12-'44. I wish he were still around to hear that song.

Incidentally, the image shown when the R/O was mentioned was of the bombardier. R/O's position was just aft of the bomb bay.

LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired

tom said...

Ha Ha GREAT
I am sure they used the correct pronunciation back in WWII
HA Ha
thanks

wolfbitch said...

Anyone interested in seeing the lyrics (for those like me who don't hear as well as we used to), you can find them here:

http://www.lyricsbay.com/frig_the_flying_fortress_lyrics-unknown.html

Cujo359 said...

You're right, it will never be on the History Channel. Too much like real life, I suppose.