Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, August 20, 2011

NYPD Off-Duty: The Good and the Bad.

One off-duty cop got into a shoot-out with a robber and shot the gun out of his hand.

Another off-duty cop got drunk and raped a woman.

5 comments:

Unknown said...

Yep. Broad spectrum there. Unfortunately getting broader all the time.

Fixer said...

... shot the gun out of his hand.

If he was that good a shot, he shoulda put one between his eyes but then, I've seen the NYPD shoot. Lucky.

Comrade Misfit said...

Fixer, I think that shot was pure luck. Either way, the cop won a stand-up gunfight at close range, which is no small thing.

Eck! said...

Stress makes a poorly trained shooter lose it and the trained one accurate enough. Oddly enough thugs may have guns but rarely are they trained or accurate with them. After all they have it but can't take it anywhere to practice.

She did good with a standard 38 (based on article).

Considering the cost of .44mag ammo and the need to show ID or even A license to get it make the few bullets he had "too valuable to waste". I'd wonder if thug had fired that gun more than once.

Practice, often!


Eck!

Chuck Pergiel said...

Did anyone else think those photos in the linked story looked odd? They look like computer generated characters from a video game.