Answer to S&P?

From the Borowitz Report:

Just days after downgrading the credit rating of the United States, Standard & Poor’s was on high alert this morning after an unmanned Predator drone was seen hovering over its headquarters in lower Manhattan. ... At the White House, President Obama offered no comment on the Predator’s mission, saying only, “The Predator is an effective weapon against the enemies of the United States of America.”

I know that I'm by far not the only person who has commented that S&P had no problems with rating those toxic mortgage securities "AAA" while S&P was paid huge ratings fees by the banksters for doing so.

Bet that if they were being paid to rate U.S. debt, it'd be AAA forever.