Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Fecking Cable Companies

One guess as to which cable company is the subject of this cartoon:


2 comments:

D. said...

If I substitute a certain third letter of the alphabet for the first and fourth letter in "Bombast," I bet I know...

And they wonder why I won't bundle my services. "Bombast" sacrifices a tree every six months trying to get my business, not realizing that the phone and [separate] Internet service stopped pestering me!

BadTux said...

Compost keeps sending me notices saying that for just $10 more, I can get *super* Internet speeds. Errrm... they can't even deliver the *current* promised Internet speeds (and there's fine print in their contract sayin' they don't have to). So they want me to pay more for yet *more* empty promises? Yeah right.

Badtux the Not-born-yesterday Penguin