Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Fecking Cable Companies

One guess as to which cable company is the subject of this cartoon:


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2 comments:

D. said...

If I substitute a certain third letter of the alphabet for the first and fourth letter in "Bombast," I bet I know...

And they wonder why I won't bundle my services. "Bombast" sacrifices a tree every six months trying to get my business, not realizing that the phone and [separate] Internet service stopped pestering me!

8/07/2011 10:09 PM
BadTux said...

Compost keeps sending me notices saying that for just $10 more, I can get *super* Internet speeds. Errrm... they can't even deliver the *current* promised Internet speeds (and there's fine print in their contract sayin' they don't have to). So they want me to pay more for yet *more* empty promises? Yeah right.

Badtux the Not-born-yesterday Penguin

8/08/2011 2:47 PM

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