Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Fecking Cable Companies

One guess as to which cable company is the subject of this cartoon:


2 comments:

D. said...

If I substitute a certain third letter of the alphabet for the first and fourth letter in "Bombast," I bet I know...

And they wonder why I won't bundle my services. "Bombast" sacrifices a tree every six months trying to get my business, not realizing that the phone and [separate] Internet service stopped pestering me!

BadTux said...

Compost keeps sending me notices saying that for just $10 more, I can get *super* Internet speeds. Errrm... they can't even deliver the *current* promised Internet speeds (and there's fine print in their contract sayin' they don't have to). So they want me to pay more for yet *more* empty promises? Yeah right.

Badtux the Not-born-yesterday Penguin