Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Don't Fall Behind On Your Citibank Credit Cards

They might have you killed if you do.

2 comments:

BadTux said...

And the difference between Citibank and your friendly neighborhood Mafia loan shark is... what?

I happen to have a Citibank credit card. I think. I say "I think" because I paid it off when they suddenly jacked my interest rate from 12% to 28% for no reason and haven't used it in a long time, and they tend to cancel credit cards if you do that. But between Citi and Bank of America, I think we have an axis of evil right here at home.

- Badtux the Debtless Penguin

montag said...

I have a Shitticard that I use for one purpose and always pay in full when I do use it. One time I missed a due date and they jacked my rate up. Didn't bother me because I made sure to PIF every month. After about 6 months my rate settled back to where it was.