Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, August 14, 2011

I Think That the Political Term For This Is "Bad Optics".

Really, Michele Bachmann? You let people take your picture taken doing this? In public? What the hell were you thinking?




Oh, and then there is your huz-bin, Mister "Pray Away Teh Gag", who seems to be a little conflicted about playing the ol' skin flute:


C'mon, this is too easy.  This even tops Mitten's bit of fudge-packing:


5 comments:

Oldfool said...

She is now in my porn file. He is in the dumb shit file.
Next president indeed.

Unknown said...

If only First Lady Marcus had been photographed in Willard's pose.....

Epic win

Doug T. said...

At least she's found a productive use for her big mouth.

LRod said...

So many captions, so little time.

"she should have one of her hands on the back of her head..."

"does she swallow?"

"this is way bigger than I'm used to..."

"are you sure this is standard procedure?"

"do all the other candidates have to do this?"

"ewww, that's not for that."

"okay, but it's not going anywhere else."

LRod

Mark Rossmore said...

The sad thing is her Tea Bag supporters are so uptight their minds wouldn't go the dirty places they should. They're probably thinkin', "Why, ahum, that's a mighty finely smoked sausage thar!"