Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

"
If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"
Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Monday, August 15, 2011

Hey, That Wasn't There When I Went to Bed Last Night!

A blimp.



Dumb-ass line of the day: "The blimp had to cancel its next stop." Ya think, moron? No wonder nobody watches the "Early Show."

(The Global Vampire Squid is running an ad before the story.)

2 Brickbats Thrown:

  1. In the 90s, the Beverly airport in Massachusetts seemed to cater to airships. It was on my way to the coast rides I used to take. My favorite ATC communication:

    Beverly Tower: Traffic is the Goodyear blimp.

    Me: Tallyho. (From 15 miles away.)

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  2. In happier times: N618LG

    That's a lot bigger than I'd have guessed from the puddle in the back yard.

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