Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, August 15, 2011

Hey, That Wasn't There When I Went to Bed Last Night!

A blimp.



Dumb-ass line of the day: "The blimp had to cancel its next stop." Ya think, moron? No wonder nobody watches the "Early Show."

(The Global Vampire Squid is running an ad before the story.)

2 comments:

Nangleator said...

In the 90s, the Beverly airport in Massachusetts seemed to cater to airships. It was on my way to the coast rides I used to take. My favorite ATC communication:

Beverly Tower: Traffic is the Goodyear blimp.

Me: Tallyho. (From 15 miles away.)

Sarah said...

In happier times: N618LG

That's a lot bigger than I'd have guessed from the puddle in the back yard.