Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

The Moons of Earth?

Yes, plural, as in the Earth once had two moons. They crashed into each other over four billion years ago.

No word if the scientists think that this may be at least a partial answer to the puzzle of the existence of lunar mascons.
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3 comments:

Sarah said...

What a sight that must have been! Another preset for my time-machine tour of the universe.

8/04/2011 10:30 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Best bring a space suit. The early atmospheres were not exactly breathable.

8/04/2011 12:33 PM
Ruckus said...

But the earth is only 6000 yrs old.
/wingnut moron asshole

and by the way shouldn't it be something like 6004 yrs old?

8/06/2011 2:44 PM

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